The Republic of Pokemanland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Kiir with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.704 billion Pokemanlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of National City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pokemanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,944 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,996 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, fish with fish chips have become the new Pokemanlandian food staple, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats. Crime is totally unknown. Pokemanland's national animal is the Sea Cucumber, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pokemanland is ranked 204,737^th in the world and 9,024^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -715.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.