Population | 8.202 billion |
Capital | National City |
Leader | President Kiir |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Sea Cucumber |
The Republic of Pokemanland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Kiir with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 8.202 billion Pokemanlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of National City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Pokemanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,182 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 387,954 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to, hospitals in Pokemanland are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Pokemanlandians, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime is totally unknown. Pokemanland's national animal is the Sea Cucumber, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
Pokemanland is ranked 243,909th in the world and 9,357th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -786.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pokemanland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in
Pokemanland, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
- : Following new legislation in
Pokemanland, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
- : Following new legislation in
Pokemanland, hospitals in Pokemanland are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Pokemanlandians.
- : Following new legislation in
Pokemanland, women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to.
- : Following new legislation in
Pokemanland, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Kiir's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in
Pokemanland, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
- :
Pokemanland endorsed
The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
- :
Pokemanland was endorsed by
The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
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Pokemanland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
World Assembly
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