by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 287thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 300thHighest Poor Incomes: 361st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Endure
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population8.202 billion

CapitalNational City
LeaderPresident Kiir

AnimalSea Cucumber

The Republic of Pokemanland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Kiir with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 8.202 billion Pokemanlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of National City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pokemanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,182 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 387,954 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to, hospitals in Pokemanland are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Pokemanlandians, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime is totally unknown. Pokemanland's national animal is the Sea Cucumber, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pokemanland is ranked 243,909th in the world and 9,357th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -786.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Subsidized Industry: 287thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 300thHighest Poor Incomes: 361stLargest Agricultural Sector: 419thNudest: 561stMost Efficient Economies: 572ndMost Influential: 583rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 600thMost Secular: 603rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 618thLargest Black Market: 803rdHighest Average Incomes: 872ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,235thLargest Retail Industry: 1,435thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,503rdMost Cultured: 1,507thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,516thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,809thMost Developed: 2,202ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,626thRudest Citizens: 2,652ndMost Inclusive: 2,845thLargest Governments: 2,866thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,658thHighest Economic Output: 4,398thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,446thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,551stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,604thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,769thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,870thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,880thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,313thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,301stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,508thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,061stLargest Mining Sector: 11,216thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,844thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,806thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,513thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,641st
Most Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 130th in the regionMost Developed: 136th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 152nd in the regionLargest Governments: 155th in the regionRudest Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 185th in the regionMost Inclusive: 187th in the regionMost Influential: 199th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 213th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 213th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 228th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 238th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 274th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 280th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 342nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 390th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 406th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 408th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 428th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 478th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 499th in the regionMost Average: 535th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 715th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 793rd in the regionLargest Populations: 797th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 932nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pokemanland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemanland, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemanland, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemanland, hospitals in Pokemanland are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Pokemanlandians.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemanland, women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemanland, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Kiir's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemanland, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Pokemanland endorsed The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
  • : Pokemanland was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
  • : Pokemanland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 347 » Newpromisedland, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Joodey, Seanat, Brucklania, The True Frog, Detrivania, Hamerica, Zzozona, Territorio di Nessuno, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Koda-Land, Prydania, Omnistria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, New Lakemba, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, Zeternia, Sundred, Lemonbiscuits, Dreadton, Sikol, Daiz, Highton Islands, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Yellops, Notyoutopia, Siwale, Pallaith, Libertania Democratica, The Iron Lions, PotatoFarmers, Valentine Z, McMasterdonia, Interdimensional Zone, Unimaginable Doom, El Fiji Grande, The Pantheons, Frances Francis the First of France, Malta Comino Gozo, Orado, Cloydicia, The Calabash Protectorate, and 297 others.Walter Jackson, Selfgradatude, Loutsland, Dabarastan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Ver Testua, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Dangine, R libanon, Zecit, Pakchi, Kragsgale, Wilkshire, Rumagna, Aeolist, Free Culture, Wineclaw, The Teddy, Lux Conos, Zimmerdachen, Sunto, Eraver, Volstokn, Xyrron, The Real Ram Ranch, Illusia and Neverendia, Zaeli, Advancia-Sizzletown, Amblegreserland, East Supple Lund, Termathe, The Sinclarian Provinces, Western Vapia, Caselpania, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Nistriabar, Pigeonstan, Former English Colony, Ivernary, Miamington, Unsophisticate, Cretox State, 1 very fast endotarter, The Endless Eventide, LostLegion, Marmiedon, Eywaan, Solmetria, Xagill, Simone Republic, Madjack, Quentiam Viventem, Solskjar, Clan Spaniel, Ravendi, KhalChicken, Chukstik Illahi, Frieszia, Holy Oranz, Fascist Democracy, Sil Dorsett, Ausnakulia, Ataraxia Somnia, Rainengrad, Panama Coalition, SORT, Orogonia, A Ordem do Caos, Drutopia Insomnia, Joevala, Anungu, The Windmilluminati, Dakota Territories, Sebatopia, Phoronu, Soviet Terran, Democratie, Nova Arcania, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Yalkan, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Seenvorland, Xipher, Fendlium, Zemper Macro, Paul Pasch, Amerian States, Bend Mai, Navorden, Tachycardia, Central Ryal, The Discipled, Cartures, Jovian Knights, Dicko, Lucedeia, WeKnow, Singamadri, French Bananastan, United Asgardian States, Azzarel, Colonies of Free Temeria, Innocentic, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Gabenia, Aeurithianar, DIMAnism, Pleasuretown, Old Emporia, Vesuva, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Drentusa, Texas States, Freyford, David Davidson, Neo Cheese Empire, Eastern Cous Empria, Florida Palms, Grue, Yokciq Empire, Moubarakistan, Caladann, Godwanna, Feelonia, Zokk, Ramiru, Ing Comashki, Porotia, Workubalia, Solcius, Partax, Aingard, Mardessa, The English Alliance, Napnomadia, Shadowrik, Saint Alaric, Altivia, Heilhum Imperius, Nationeer, Vincone Cae, Batatoland Empire, Krazon, Votak Matim, Ateala, NewFinlandNation, Harjad, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Runeda, Draconian Progression, TyGerria, Railroad Crossing, Khoik, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Morover, Pleroma Sans Romans, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Liminyj, Hardscrabble, Merconitonitopia, Zixu, Republica Guilleana, Kureizen, Pytong, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, Sanghyeok, The Stratosphere Islands, PEG, Sevinland, Pasargad, Imperial Pieserged, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, East Akra, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Strongwill, Ellbonnia, Nodnarb, A Salmon Named Harold, Hewani, Climeria, Ozstan, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Noria Prinefrikeslon, Brsil, Galbadiana, Port Naga, Venicea, Otakus and Weebs, Star Kingdom, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Gafflebag, Morgul, Ice and Tinian, Mon Island, Moneyflows, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, Planes, Darkmondoria, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Crusadam, Sachi, New Celoveniortan, Wisconsota, Testnation223, Barabolia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Hepek, Noesantara, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Beasluxia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Svenskan, Folenz, Maott, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Apscorren, The Ultimate Republic, Travislavania, Lol2639, Nation1812, Siforpeo, Free Salvation, Tyirza, Shotokonia, BTProductions, ForestMythal, San Felipe, Aryan Homeland, Rinadia, The Jerichowan Country, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Korean-Joseon, Jaxikistan, Allevania, Cajland, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum, Defense For The World Assembly, Tsandonown, Centrialand, Libvillia, Katuda, Ootasa, New Avian, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Fraystonia, Boston Castle, Novremia, Card Kingdom, Kastonvia, Solimun, Capablanca, Andanavia, Sopernia, Apollo Park, Duurania, Bearical, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Drueste, Rising Sakura, Fizban, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Manticore utopia, Sahriastan, Lionia, Glurponia, The Blazeland Administration, Beta Cyndriel, and Tibus Heth.

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