The Harry friggin Styles of Polite Penguin is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.304 billion Polite Penguinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The strong Polite Penguinian economy, worth 523 trillion Ice shards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,266 Ice shards, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Polite Penguin's national animal is the Penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Polite Penguin is ranked 111,437^th in the world and 371^st in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,445.69 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.