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Most Cheerful Citizens: 174thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 573rdLargest Retail Industry: 827th
The Unified Provinces of
Civil Rights Lovefest
...ní hé lá na báistí lá na bpáistí...
Peig Sayers
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Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Polyester Football

Population13.905 billion

CapitalSaoirse na mBan
LeaderPeig Sayers
FaithAn Caighdeán Oifigiúil

CurrencyMaoin
AnimalMadra

The Unified Provinces of Polyester Football is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Peig Sayers with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.905 billion Polyester Footballers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saoirse na mBan. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polyester Footballish economy, worth a remarkable 4,170 trillion Maoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 299,926 Maoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, Peig Sayers is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is totally unknown. Polyester Football's national animal is the Madra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is An Caighdeán Oifigiúil.

Polyester Football is ranked 44,811th in the world and 10th in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 984.16000902608 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 174thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 573rdLargest Retail Industry: 827thNicest Citizens: 1,130thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,240thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,342ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,410thRudest Citizens: 1,468thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,667thMost Pacifist: 1,723rdSmartest Citizens: 1,778thMost Inclusive: 1,898thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,134thHighest Food Quality: 2,433rdMost Developed: 2,646thMost Secular: 2,705thHighest Average Incomes: 2,889thMost Cultured: 2,917thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,953rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,243rdLargest Governments: 3,402ndHighest Economic Output: 4,447thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,545thHealthiest Citizens: 5,361stSafest: 6,451stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,496thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,941stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,675thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,432ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,451stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,508thLowest Crime Rates: 11,769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,097thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,855thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,862ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,069thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,720thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,540thLargest Mining Sector: 25,669thMost Influential: 27,750thLargest Populations: 29,388th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, Peig Sayers is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Polyester Football.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, foreign leaders are advising that Peig Sayers's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.

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