by Max Barry

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Safest: 764thLeast Corrupt Governments: 934thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,100th
The Constitutional Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Dilige, et quod vis fac
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.376 billion

LeaderPresident Noxelia


The Constitutional Republic of Ponoxien is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Noxelia with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.376 billion Ponoxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lendentiae. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ponoxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,312 trillion zinestas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,881 zinestas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ponoxien's national animal is the owluma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ponoxien is ranked 1,492nd in the world and 5th in International Democratic Union for Most Developed, scoring 97.97 on the Human Development Index.

Safest: 764thLeast Corrupt Governments: 934thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,100thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,269thLowest Crime Rates: 1,313thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,334thLargest Governments: 1,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,406thMost Inclusive: 1,438thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,466thMost Developed: 1,492ndNicest Citizens: 1,526thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,774thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,843rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,997thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,038thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,338thBest Weather: 2,368thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,427thSmartest Citizens: 2,519thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,886thMost Efficient Economies: 2,967thMost Cultured: 3,037thHealthiest Citizens: 3,208thHighest Average Incomes: 4,689thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,556thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,880thHighest Economic Output: 6,095thMost Armed: 8,364thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,371stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,696thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,733rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,335thTop
Nudest: 10,385thMost Influential: 12,687thMost Income Equality: 17,265th
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the region

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