Population | 10.512 billion |
Capital | Te Whanganui-a-Tara and Honolulu |
Leader | Iosefo Ngata |
Faith | Protestantism |
Currency | dala |
Animal | albatross |
The Constitutional Diarchy of Poronihia Nui is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Iosefo Ngata with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.512 billion Poronihians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Te Whanganui-a-Tara and Honolulu. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Poronihian economy, worth 296 trillion dalas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 28,213 dalas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, treason is relative, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Iosefo Ngata's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Poronihia Nui's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.
Poronihia Nui is ranked 29,085th in the world and 14th in Thaecia for Most Stationary, with 1,378.64652738788 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Poronihia Nui was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Poronihia Nui, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Iosefo Ngata's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Poronihia Nui, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Poronihia Nui was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Safest and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality and Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Poronihia Nui, treason is relative.
- : Following new legislation in Poronihia Nui, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Poronihia Nui, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Following new legislation in Poronihia Nui, ad-blocking has been nationalised.
- : Poronihia Nui was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Poronihia Nui was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.