Population | 14.859 billion |
Capital | Elecrenea |
Leader | Michail Mpompomastoras |
Currency | gold coin |
Animal | dog |
The Meritocratic Commonwealth of Pragmatikotita is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Michail Mpompomastoras with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 14.859 billion Realists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elecrenea. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Pragmatikotitan economy, worth a remarkable 2,524 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,905 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign leaders are advising that Michail Mpompomastoras's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, Michail Mpompomastoras is called 'Patches' at international summits, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Realists like vultures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pragmatikotita's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pragmatikotita is ranked 9,162nd in the world and 3rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Stationary, with 2,494.6586117508 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pragmatikotita, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Realists like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in Pragmatikotita, Michail Mpompomastoras is called 'Patches' at international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Pragmatikotita, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in Pragmatikotita, foreign leaders are advising that Michail Mpompomastoras's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
- : Following new legislation in Pragmatikotita, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in Pragmatikotita, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold.
- : Following new legislation in Pragmatikotita, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Pragmatikotita, sworn provincial enemies must be held back in Michail Mpompomastoras's cabinet meetings.
- : Following new legislation in Pragmatikotita, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
- : Following new legislation in Pragmatikotita, recognizing the Pragmatikotitan flag qualifies you for citizenship.