The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer64 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.534 billion Printer64ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Printer64ian economy, worth 61.0 trillion cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,748 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, criminals are thrown to the legendaries to repay their debt to society, and cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Printer64's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer64 is ranked 189,045^th in the world and 999^th in Big Farma for Most Secular, with 14.86 Atheism Rate.