by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,068thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,210thMost Influential: 2,710th
The Dominion of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Protonfield omnia vincit
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population666 million

CapitalProton City


The Dominion of Protonfield is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 666 million Protonfieldians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Proton City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Protonfieldian economy, worth 94.9 trillion Blosfords a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 142,563 Blosfords, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Protonfield's national animal is the Gerbil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Protonfield is ranked 41,296th in the world and 1,709th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,709.33 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,068thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,210thMost Influential: 2,710thLargest Retail Industry: 3,169thFattest Citizens: 4,323rdMost Avoided: 4,389thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,773rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,428thMost Secular: 10,089thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,514thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,576thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,670thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,911thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,707thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,347thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,319thHighest Average Incomes: 15,184thMost Efficient Economies: 16,717thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,720th
Fattest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Avoided: 156th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 158th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 221st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 231st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 258th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 348th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 415th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 460th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 465th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 505th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 535th in the regionMost Secular: 542nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 651st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 688th in the regionLargest Black Market: 703rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 725th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 725th in the regionNudest: 727th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 744th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 751st in the regionMost Influential: 806th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 826th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Protonfield, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in Protonfield, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in Protonfield, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Protonfield, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Protonfield, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Protonfield, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Protonfield, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Protonfield, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Protonfield endorsed The Borderlands of Unsophisticate.
  • : Protonfield was endorsed by The Borderlands of Unsophisticate.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 178 » Ihese, Wilkshire, Ethnon, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Avemterra, Orado, Sundred, Yaorozu, Dabarastan, Corfad, Interdimensional Zone, Serendipita Martia, Sunto, Daiz, North Bratislava, The Rhein States, Fayyayid, Koda-Land, Sikol, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Mesopotama, Guer Aike, Shadowrik, Territorio di Nessuno, East Akra, New Lakemba, El Fiji Grande, McMasterdonia, Siwale, Noahs Second Country, Loutsland, Omnistria, Fauzjhia, Frances Francis the First of France, Frostcell, Seenvorland, Solcius, Pleroma Sans Romans, Newpromisedland, Pallaith, Praeceps, Greater Pittsburgh, Aeolist, Zeternia, Valentine Z, Great Bights Mum, Hamerica, The Iron Lions, Xagill, and 128 others.Empy, Dreadton, Pazair, Dar es Saalam, Zumlandia, Selfgradatude, The Serdey Islands, Wineclaw, Saperisole, Immenium, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Maott, The Pantheons, Zzozona, 1 very fast endotarter, Timothea, Westinor, Xentherida, Ver Testua, Sil Dorsett, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Korovan Isles, Wisconsota, Valhalla123, The Tampa Bay Rays, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Prydania, Libertania Democratica, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kranostav, Unshleepd, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Yokciq Empire, Ihsan, Hopsin, Dakota Territories, Seanat, Brucklania, Plangainer, Arichia, Sattelbach, Jovian Knights, Schnuftelland, Joodey, The Unicrons, Simone Republic, Highton Islands, New Jamgra, Damsmel, Unimaginable Doom, PotatoFarmers, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Abject Ludicrosity, Asoc lon, Eywaan, Principia Mathematica, Cowbridge, Yalgora, Xipher, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Buckhem, Solskjar, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Gendirt, DIMAnism, Walter Jackson, David Davidson, Yukti, Anungu, Zimmerdachen, Godwanna, Fizban, United Federation of Technocrats, Free Lives, Panama Coalition, Napnomadia, Wolvenland, Maynilan, Ultra777, U S Eh, Heilhum Imperius, Dangine, The Endless Eventide, WeKnow, Eschatosia, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Gautania, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Nouvelle-Floride, Holy Oranz, Nuevo Navarre, Glanst, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Elvoreto, Comfed, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Lulubellia, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, Magna Banitia, and Unsophisticate.

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