The Republic of Pseudutopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Plato with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.485 billion Pseudutopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopoeia. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pseudutopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Gils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,141 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, posters on 'Pseudutopian Values' advise against being proud of Pseudutopia, and snitches get riches. Crime is totally unknown. Pseudutopia's national animal is the husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pseudutopia is ranked 102,958^th in the world and 2^nd in World of Final Fantasy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.53 law-abiding acts per hour.