The Empire of Psikuta is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.35 billion Psikutans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Psikutan economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion Kellers a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 197,575 Kellers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 616,692 per year while the poor average 48,601, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Students do more community service than homework, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Psikuta's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Psikuta is ranked 36,930^th in the world and 840^th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 48,601.93 Standard Monetary Units.