The Empire of Psikuta is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.259 billion Psikutans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psikutan economy, worth a remarkable 1,315 trillion Kellers a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 210,117 Kellers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, the monarch's main official duty is christening ships, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Psikuta's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Psikuta is ranked 5,965^th in the world and 84^th in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 300 trillion Standard Monetary Units.