The United Socialist States of Quektopia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.23 billion Quektopians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The very strong Quektopian economy, worth 77.0 trillion Memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,580 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

For just a few extra Memes Quektopians can get new driving records with their new cars, the insurance industry is outlawed, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Quektopia's national animal is the Quek, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Quektopia is ranked 223,108^th in the world and 7,282^nd in Osiris for Most Politically Free, scoring 9.25 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.