Population | 7.024 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Quick Dragonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.024 billion Dragons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Quick Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,857 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,384 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, Quick Dragonia successfully hosted the The Rejected Pacific Olympics, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', and it is illegal to liberate slaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quick Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Quick Dragonia is ranked 40,704th in the world and 87th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.12903513252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Quick Dragonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Quick Dragonia, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
- : Following new legislation in Quick Dragonia, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'.
- : Following new legislation in Quick Dragonia, Quick Dragonia successfully hosted the The Rejected Pacific Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in Quick Dragonia, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Quick Dragonia, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
- : Following new legislation in Quick Dragonia, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
- : Following new legislation in Quick Dragonia, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in Quick Dragonia, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Quick Dragonia, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.