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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 396thLargest Agricultural Sector: 501stRudest Citizens: 515th
The Fourth Dimension of
Anarchy
Hurry Up And Wait Until Tomorrow
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Quick Procrastinators

Population28.324 billion

CapitalTomorrow
LeaderClock
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyBorrowed Dollar
AnimalBorrowed Time

The Fourth Dimension of Quick Procrastinators is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Clock with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.324 billion Quick Procrastinatorsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tomorrow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Quick Procrastinatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,134 trillion Borrowed Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 287,195 Borrowed Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,120,683 per year while the poor average 11,716, a ratio of 181 to 1.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Quick Procrastinators's national animal is the Borrowed Time, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Quick Procrastinators is ranked 3,670th in the world and 139th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 3,611.70602184 days.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 396thLargest Agricultural Sector: 501stRudest Citizens: 515thLargest Black Market: 553rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 608thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 988thHighest Economic Output: 1,335thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,551stLargest Retail Industry: 1,691stHighest Crime Rates: 2,170thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,221stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,827thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,948thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,028thHighest Average Incomes: 3,336thFattest Citizens: 3,516thMost Efficient Economies: 3,583rdMost Stationary: 3,670thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,553rdLargest Populations: 5,327thMost Cultured: 5,933rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,835thHighest Food Quality: 8,125thMost Inclusive: 8,246thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,501stSmartest Citizens: 9,378thMost Armed: 10,782ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,928thMost Influential: 10,949thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,448thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,520thLargest Governments: 12,309thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,342ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,649thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,799thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,083rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,892ndMost Developed: 22,917thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,659thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,754thMost Secular: 26,104thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,805thMost Pro-Market: 26,956thHighest Drug Use: 27,362ndMost Politically Free: 28,510th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 36th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Free: 42nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 66th in the regionFattest Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 82nd in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.

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