Population | 28.324 billion |
Capital | Tomorrow |
Leader | Clock |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Borrowed Dollar |
Animal | Borrowed Time |
The Fourth Dimension of Quick Procrastinators is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Clock with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.324 billion Quick Procrastinatorsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tomorrow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Quick Procrastinatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,134 trillion Borrowed Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 287,195 Borrowed Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,120,683 per year while the poor average 11,716, a ratio of 181 to 1.
An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Quick Procrastinators's national animal is the Borrowed Time, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Quick Procrastinators is ranked 3,670th in the world and 139th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 3,611.70602184 days.
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- : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Quick Procrastinators was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.