Population | 33.111 billion |
Capital | QuietDad City |
Leader | QuietDad |
Currency | Beer |
Animal | Dog |
The Dominion of QuietDad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by QuietDad with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 33.111 billion QuietDadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of QuietDad City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient QuietDadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,410 trillion Beers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,993 Beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QuietDad's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
QuietDad is ranked 41,465th in the world and 285th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,075.10752720852 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : QuietDad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : QuietDad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : QuietDad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : QuietDad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : QuietDad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
- : QuietDad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
- : QuietDad was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The RoirraW regnaRmmoC deriteR of Kingsteck, killing 36 million zombies.
- : QuietDad was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The ʎɯɹ∀ lɐᴉɹoʇᴉɹɹǝ┴ of Corbeil, killing 224 million zombies.
- : QuietDad was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The ʎɯɹ∀ lɐᴉɹoʇᴉɹɹǝ┴ of Corbeil, killing 779 million zombies.
- : QuietDad was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The ʎɯɹ∀ lɐᴉɹoʇᴉɹɹǝ┴ of Corbeil, killing 648 million zombies.