The Empire of QuietDraftee33 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Rattlesnake population. The hard-working population of 11.957 billion QuietDraftee33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.2%.

The QuietDraftee33ian economy, worth 573 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,962 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QuietDraftee33's national animal is the Rattlesnake.

QuietDraftee33 is ranked 201,026^th in the world and 2^nd in The Super Accepting Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.