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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,814thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,077thMost Influential: 4,107th
The Grand Duchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Matricole of the world, unite!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Quinto Piano

Population701 million

CapitalCoffee Quinto

CurrencyDoghe
AnimalFratton

The Grand Duchy of Quinto Piano is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 701 million Quintopianistas are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffee Quinto. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Quintopianista economy, worth 80.8 trillion Doghes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 115,303 Doghes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quinto Piano's national animal is the Fratton, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Quinto Piano is ranked 185,923rd in the world and 7,478th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.99 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,814thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,077thTop
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Most Influential: 4,107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,454thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,891stTop
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Most Secular: 11,845thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,648thHealthiest Citizens: 13,073rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,145thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,631stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,644thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,779thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,110thMost Inclusive: 14,544thNicest Citizens: 15,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,915thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,436thSmartest Citizens: 16,741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,853rdMost Developed: 17,049thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,208thLargest Governments: 20,702nd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 152nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 268th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 395th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 396th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 407th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 408th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 415th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 435th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 435th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 438th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 441st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 452nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 471st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 480th in the regionMost Developed: 513th in the regionNicest Citizens: 523rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 559th in the regionLargest Governments: 566th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 587th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 613th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 661st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 663rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 665th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 691st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 692nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 797th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Quinto Piano was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society.
  • : Quinto Piano endorsed The Vivancantadian Kartaganra of Technocratic Tagalog.
  • : Quinto Piano was endorsed by The Vivancantadian Kartaganra of Technocratic Tagalog.
  • : Quinto Piano was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 111 » VW53Aland, Liberstankonia, H-Zhena, Brotherland, Zukchiva, Asendavia, Axdel, Todd McCloud, Dragons Blood, Libertanny, Pakitsk, Raunch, Rainbow Vests, Kaigi, Kangarawa, Socialist Holy American Empire, Lingu, Lanagon, Monteconstance, Goodnamesarerare, CopyCato, Wiranath, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Eagas, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, BuciLand, The Three States of Fortuna, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Talitoa, Imperial Akatsuki, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Almighty Country, Ripsylvania, Staynes, The Solar Ottomans, The State of McDonalds, Davinhia, Marrabuk, Tretrid, Greater New Cassandra, The Eternal Land of Jong, Unger under over, Drunken Seal Islands, BearStackof2015, Lyontisia, Bai Lung, The United Asian Republics, A Slanted Black Stripe, Trimmania, Bullpups, and 61 others.Ridann, United China Nation, Slys Paws, Roliganistan, Mays Austrian Nation, Wizardonia, Akorial, Adolanta, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Evrigenis, East Malaysia, Enlil, Plazland, Tseriesiscoming, Zang0, Rohanland, La xinga, Chria Deau, Euricanis, The Death Syndicate, Squid Ruinosa, ReeK, The United Neo American Union, Riveraland, Abtracnt, Rhealaliit, Seri Tai Republic, Headpat Central, Kucia, Kriov, Dragonia, Grossvietnam, The Empire of Rijelv, Barfleur, A mean old man, Biggstonia, Santa Dystopia, Bytes, Survivoristan, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Osterreich und Ungarn, Propwash, BTProductions, Harro Waarudho, Interdimensional Waifus, Freedomindia, Adavan, Firenation91, Broengtopia, Schrebia, Endertopias, Under Sea Desert, Taurora, Khadah, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Nevertopia, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Coruh, Urimel, Blobbo, and Technocratic Tagalog.

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