Population | 17.071 billion |
Capital | Ishehri |
Leader | Avdal Hamîd IV |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | dinar |
Animal | Sakuvir |
The Exalted Empire of Qvircillighi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Avdal Hamîd IV with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 17.071 billion Qvirsillighans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ishehri. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Qvirsillighan economy, worth a remarkable 4,312 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 252,640 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qvircillighi's national animal is the Sakuvir, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.
Qvircillighi is ranked 37,075th in the world and 2nd in The Berghof for Most Stationary, with 1,226.9157772734 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Qvircillighi, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in Qvircillighi, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
- : Following new legislation in Qvircillighi, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in Qvircillighi, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Qvircillighi, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in Qvircillighi, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in Qvircillighi, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
- : Following new legislation in Qvircillighi, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Qvircillighi, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
- : Following new legislation in Qvircillighi, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.