Population | 12.801 billion |
Capital | Kharkov |
Leader | Great Khan |
Currency | Altyn |
Animal | Wolf |
The Khanate of Qyrym is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Great Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 12.801 billion Crimeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharkov. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 3,968 trillion Altyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 310,052 Altyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Qyrym's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Qyrym is ranked 97,274th in the world and 15th in Free Japan for Most Stationary, with 454.40191751592 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Qyrym, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Qyrym, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
- : Following new legislation in Qyrym, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Qyrym, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in Qyrym, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
- : Qyrym was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Qyrym, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
- : Following new legislation in Qyrym, Great Khan's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
- : Following new legislation in Qyrym, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
- : Following new legislation in Qyrym, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.