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Largest Agricultural Sector: 741stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 929thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,220th
The Khanate of
Authoritarian Democracy
Prosperity is in Unity
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Qyrym

Population12.801 billion

CapitalKharkov
LeaderGreat Khan

CurrencyAltyn
AnimalWolf

The Khanate of Qyrym is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Great Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 12.801 billion Crimeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharkov. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 3,968 trillion Altyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 310,052 Altyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Qyrym's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Qyrym is ranked 97,274th in the world and 15th in Free Japan for Most Stationary, with 454.40191751592 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 741stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 929thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,220thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,288thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,944thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,201stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,374thMost Developed: 2,434thHighest Average Incomes: 2,596thSmartest Citizens: 2,813thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,004thMost Secular: 3,201stLargest Black Market: 3,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,578thRudest Citizens: 3,773rdMost Cultured: 4,055thHighest Economic Output: 4,802ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,037thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,901stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,607thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,761stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,948thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,053rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,234thMost Patriotic: 9,781stLargest Governments: 9,839thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,042ndHighest Food Quality: 12,000thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,472ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,073rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,674thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16,191stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,980thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,209thMost Efficient Economies: 17,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,260thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,179th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
  • : Qyrym was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, Great Khan's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.

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