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Most Conservative: 3,865thMost Armed: 5,793rdMost Devout: 6,620th
The Desert Empire of
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امبراطورية الرمال
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Ramal Caliphate

Population1.631 billion



The Desert Empire of Ramal Caliphate is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.631 billion Ramali are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The Ramali economy, worth 76.9 trillion Sands a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,155 Sands, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ramal Caliphate's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Ramal Caliphate is ranked 117,264th in the world and 5,911th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.62 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Conservative: 3,865thMost Armed: 5,793rdMost Devout: 6,620thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,322ndMost Authoritarian: 10,437thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,283rd
Most Armed: 214th in the regionMost Devout: 271st in the regionMost Conservative: 303rd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 554th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 595th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 674th in the region

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