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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,640thHighest Crime Rates: 1,999thRudest Citizens: 2,153rd
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Really Big Bama Fan

Population1.751 billion

CapitalTuscaloosa
LeaderThe Head Coach
FaithThe Cult of Saban

CurrencyCrimson
AnimalElephant

The Free Land of Really Big Bama Fan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Head Coach with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.751 billion Really Big Bama Fanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuscaloosa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Really Big Bama Fanian economy, worth 248 trillion Crimsons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 141,940 Crimsons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 446,511 per year while the poor average 34,523, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Really Big Bama Fanians have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Really Big Bama Fanian Moonshine", re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Really Big Bama Fan's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Saban.

Really Big Bama Fan is ranked 104,710th in the world and 1st in SEC Fanatics for Most Extreme, scoring 18.95 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,640thHighest Crime Rates: 1,999thRudest Citizens: 2,153rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,224thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,652ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,845thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,376thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,474thFattest Citizens: 4,129thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,844thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,910thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,570thMost Armed: 8,862ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,446thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,899thHighest Average Incomes: 16,167thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,334thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,586thHighest Drug Use: 17,898thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,966thMost Secular: 21,535thSmartest Citizens: 21,705thMost Inclusive: 22,402ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,561stLargest Publishing Industry: 24,177th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Really Big Bama Fan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Really Big Bama Fanian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, Really Big Bama Fanians have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Really Big Bama Fan agreed to construct embassies between SEC Fanatics and NeoByzantium.
  • : Really Big Bama Fan proposed constructing embassies between SEC Fanatics and The Planet X.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, tourists call Really Big Bama Fanian beach towns "the fine coastline".

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