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Nudest: 1,887thLargest Populations: 17,214thMost Authoritarian: 19,941st
The Protectorate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Rebeltopia: Now under Rebel-topian rule FOREVER!!!!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Rebeltopia

Population19.509 billion

CapitalWarner
LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYAY for cake

CurrencyDeutschy-Marky
AnimalCow

The Protectorate of Rebeltopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The cynical population of 19.509 billion Rebeltopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Administration, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 16.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Rebeltopian economy, worth 741 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,011 Deutschy-Markies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, the government spends millions of Deutschy-Markies every year prosecuting spammers, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Rebeltopia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is YAY for cake.

Rebeltopia is ranked 25,064th in the world and 359th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,459.15023280992 days.

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Nudest: 1,887thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,214thMost Authoritarian: 19,941stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,963rdMost Stationary: 25,064thMost Ignorant Citizens: 29,292ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,375th
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Nudest: 29th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Populations: 180th in the regionTop
10%
Most Stationary: 359th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 461st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 488th in the regionMost Armed: 553rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 560th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rebeltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Rebeltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Rebeltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Rebeltopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Rebeltopia's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Rebeltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Rebeltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Rebeltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Rebeltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Rebeltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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