The State of Recensement is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 35.591 billion Recensementians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Recensementian economy, worth a remarkable 1,367 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,417 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback deer is only seen in captivity programs, the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Recensement. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Recensement's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Recensement is ranked 238,282^nd in the world and 283^rd in 0000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.88 law-abiding acts per hour.