Population | 20.679 billion |
Capital | Ahzz |
Leader | The Zonker Dude |
Faith | Earth Majik |
Currency | Holy Dollar |
Animal | Mystic Fairy |
The 7 Year Purplyhaze Anarchy of Reefer Nazis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Zonker Dude with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.679 billion PotKopfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahzz. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.
The frighteningly efficient High 'n Flighty economy, worth a remarkable 4,222 trillion Holy Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,188 Holy Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
The High 'n Flighty Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Ahzz's water use, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reefer Nazis's national animal is the Mystic Fairy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Earth Majik.
Reefer Nazis is ranked 277,267th in the world and 9th in Basura for Most Stationary, with 7.76668252932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Reefer Nazis's influence in Basura fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Reefer Nazis's influence in Basura fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Reefer Nazis's influence in Basura fell from "Hermit" to "Power".
- : Reefer Nazis's influence in Basura rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Reefer Nazis relocated from Axixican basura to Basura.
- : Reefer Nazis's influence in Axixican basura rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Reefer Nazis's influence in Axixican basura rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Reefer Nazis's influence in Axixican basura rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Reefer Nazis's influence in Axixican basura rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Reefer Nazis's influence in Axixican basura rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".