Population | 15.457 billion |
Capital | Lion's Pride City |
Leader | Yuki |
Faith | Druidic Paganism |
Currency | Sovern |
Animal | Lion |
The Oppressed Peoples of Reformed Algebra is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yuki with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.457 billion Reformed Algebrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lion's Pride City. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Reformed Algebran economy, worth a remarkable 4,516 trillion Soverns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 292,177 Soverns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the treehouse in Lion Park is the tallest building in Reformed Algebra, and the Lion's Pride City Film Festival recently voted 'Reformed Algebran Getting Hit By Football' as best film. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reformed Algebra's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Druidic Paganism.
Reformed Algebra is ranked 54,984th in the world and 1st in Lol I did this as a joke for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.89 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Algebra, the Lion's Pride City Film Festival recently voted 'Reformed Algebran Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Algebra, the treehouse in Lion Park is the tallest building in Reformed Algebra.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Algebra, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Reformed Algebra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Algebra, finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Algebra, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Algebra, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Algebra, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Algebra, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Algebra, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.