The Commonwealth of Reformed Pacenti Provinces is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.163 billion Reformed Pacenti Provincesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Reformed Pacenti Provincesian economy, worth 44.3 trillion Tears a year, is highly specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,084 Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, Leader has just been declared ruler of Reformed Pacenti Provinces in an international press conference, Reformed Pacenti Provincesians believe manners maketh the leader, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reformed Pacenti Provinces's national animal is the Giant Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reformed Pacenti Provinces is ranked 42,842^nd in the world and 2,104^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,791.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.