The Empire of Reino De Latine is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Birgitte Nyborg with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.493 billion Latinoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indonesia. The average income tax rate is 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Latino economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion Dólars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,803 Dólars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reino De Latine's national animal is the Puma Preto, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Reino De Latine is ranked 9,969^th in the world and 245^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.17 law-abiding acts per hour.