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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 185thLargest Mining Sector: 490thMost Corrupt Governments: 499th
The Dictatorship of
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Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.
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Remnants of Exilvania

Population12.903 billion

LeaderDietrich Ekerhart Haegler
Faiththe Seasons of Nichts


The Dictatorship of Remnants of Exilvania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dietrich Ekerhart Haegler with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.903 billion Exilvanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Public Transport, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schreckensburg. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Remnants of Exilvanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,194 trillion ExMarks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 247,548 ExMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, the fate of the world literally rests on Dietrich Ekerhart Haegler's fingers, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Remnants of Exilvania's national animal is the Vampirfledermaus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Seasons of Nichts.

Remnants of Exilvania is ranked 205,799th in the world and 17th in BLITZKRIEG for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 185thLargest Mining Sector: 490thMost Corrupt Governments: 499thLargest Black Market: 502ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 597thMost Advanced Public Transport: 672ndMost Avoided: 672ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,450thLowest Crime Rates: 1,772ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,782ndLargest Governments: 2,289thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,961stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,383rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,579thHighest Average Incomes: 3,615thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,995thHighest Economic Output: 4,272ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,174thMost Authoritarian: 10,290thMost Stationary: 10,696thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,141stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,218thMost Conservative: 11,983rdTop
Most Secular: 14,071stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,858thMost Influential: 14,958thSmartest Citizens: 16,449thLargest Populations: 20,870thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,116th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the region

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