|Leader||El Don de Paradis|
The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Don de Paradis with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 916 million RetroBeanersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradis. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient RetroBeanersian economy, worth 116 trillion Libras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 127,705 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute El Don de Paradis's portrait, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RetroBeaners's national animal is the Monarch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : RetroBeaners endorsed The Crater of Miamington.
- : RetroBeaners was endorsed by The Crater of Miamington.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute El Don de Paradis's portrait.
- : RetroBeaners was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
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