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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 145th Largest Retail Industry: 201st Most Avoided: 237th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Si vis bellum, para bellum
Smug anime girl
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Revolutionary Sealand

Population9.147 billion

CapitalNeo Yokio
LeaderSmug anime girl
FaithThicc Thighs

CurrencyAnime Tiddy
AnimalBlue-Eyes White Dragon

The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Smug anime girl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.147 billion Weebs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Yokio. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,336 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 364,710 Anime Tiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,399,912 per year while the poor average 21,572, a ratio of 111 to 1.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, all streets are privately owned toll roads, water fights now end with thousands dead, and the Great Weeb Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 135,615th in the world and 6,960th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 47.45 on the Human Development Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 145thLargest Retail Industry: 201stMost Avoided: 237thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 256thFattest Citizens: 268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 302ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 314thLargest Gambling Industry: 334thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 389thMost Corrupt Governments: 447thMost Armed: 508thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 522ndMost Influential: 563rdLargest Insurance Industry: 581stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 593rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 616thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 650thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 675thHighest Average Incomes: 797thLargest Mining Sector: 808thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 830thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 977thRudest Citizens: 1,269thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,363rdTop
Most Devout: 1,712thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,861stHighest Crime Rates: 1,936thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,238thHighest Economic Output: 2,924thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,528thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,709thMost Efficient Economies: 4,716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,008thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,419thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,025thMost Pro-Market: 8,269thTop
Largest Governments: 8,650thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,783rdLargest Black Market: 10,341stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,778thHighest Drug Use: 15,706th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 67th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionRudest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Devout: 84th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 216th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 218th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 221st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 233rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 243rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 283rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 349th in the regionLargest Populations: 441st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 444th in the regionMost Stationary: 479th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 515th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 614th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 642nd in the region

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