The Socialist Federal Republic of Reyo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Big Sister with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.059 billion Reyoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Reyo. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Reyoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion Reyoan credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,787 Reyoan credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reyo's national animal is the Golden phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Phoenixism.

Reyo is ranked 6,815^th in the world and 3^rd in United Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.12 law-abiding acts per hour.