The District of RHW vii is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.959 billion RHW viians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong RHW viian economy, worth 661 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 36,853 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,058 per year while the poor average 2,090, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good", new urban roads are threatening city parks, it's scientifically provable that RHW viian guys don't know how to make a woman happy, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. RHW vii's national animal is the bovina.

RHW vii is ranked 288,183^rd in the world and 145^th in The Federation of Independent Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.58 law-abiding acts per hour.