The Blessed Transmatriarchy of Riveraland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Elena IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.199 billion Riverans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Riveran economy, worth 116 trillion petals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 52,904 petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riveraland's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trans-Sophianism.

Riveraland is ranked 110,871^st in the world and 3,877^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 16.63 Atheism Rate.