by Max Barry

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Nudest: 62ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,298thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,511th
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Population25.402 billion

CapitalPort Robbins
LeaderRon Burgundy

CurrencyBeaver Pelt

The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ron Burgundy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 25.402 billion Robbinstonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Robbins. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Robbinstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion Beaver Pelts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,823 Beaver Pelts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There is a dearth of space for new houses, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is totally unknown. Robbinston's national animal is the lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whataboutism.

Robbinston is ranked 198,302nd in the world and 6,241st in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Nudest: 62ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,298thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,511thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,635thMost Influential: 3,190thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,295thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,366thLargest Populations: 3,421stBest Weather: 3,750thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,245thMost Cultured: 4,542ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,143rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,954thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,967thSmartest Citizens: 9,070thHighest Economic Output: 9,975thTop
Most Stationary: 12,098thHighest Drug Use: 12,409thHealthiest Citizens: 20,121st
Nudest: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 57th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 85th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 106th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 116th in the regionMost Influential: 117th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 126th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 137th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 186th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 206th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 466th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 524th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 531st in the regionLargest Black Market: 549th in the region

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