The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ron Burgundy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 25.402 billion Robbinstonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Robbins. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Robbinstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion Beaver Pelts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,823 Beaver Pelts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
There is a dearth of space for new houses, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is totally unknown. Robbinston's national animal is the lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whataboutism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Kingdom of Gracelantia.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Holmani.
- : Robbinston voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
- : Robbinston endorsed The Holy Crimson n Blue Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Eleftherios venizelos.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Republic of Pepinooo.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Galactic Sector of Grand Republic of the Sun.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Crimson Kingdom of Westwind.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Holy Crimson n Blue Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride.
Endorsements Received: 76 » BIteland, Triestine, Fujai, The Undivided, Kittenlicious, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Liberillia, Wickedly evil people, DiscGolfLand, Meist Isle, Condonohia, Psikuta, Mirchusko, Archonina, Shaqolandia, Gryphonian Alliance, Dalimbar, Bran Astor, Papercuts and Skittles, Grandi Fiori, Denieria, Tropical Isles, Crazy Waters, Ferroia, Oometz, Fumafuma, Recuecn, Pandaland II, United Adaikes, Numpties, Wyndward, Probablynotverygoodistan, Cryland, Akshireuya, United States of Northern America, The divisive isolationists, Loegries, Big Bad Badger, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, Sensorland, New Cerveza, Resurgence City, Quevilis, Kalla, The Fourth Redoubt, Kiensu, Einherfell, Pi Island, Nieubasria, and 26 others.The Unified Missourtama States, Arracrania, Leukogeras, IndyCar Racing, Eiriann, Av Libertas Vindex, Eienn, Plankstein, Arvladma, Hiems, Mediobogdum, Marshalia, Nas Crustium, Anuubis, Saransh, Troodan, Rikanhimel, Carvell, Westwind, Giovanniland, Grand Republic of the Sun, Pepinooo, Eleftherios venizelos, Aluminum Oxynitride, Holmani, and Gracelantia.