The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ron Burgundy with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 26.028 billion Robbinstonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Robbins. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Robbinstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,615 trillion Beaver Pelts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,071 Beaver Pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There is a dearth of space for new houses, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is totally unknown. Robbinston's national animal is the lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whataboutism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Robbinston endorsed The Not holy black gold empire of Diaconstipation.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Federal Republic of Professor Thomas.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Democratic Republic of Yaspica.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Ballycastle Bat Quidditch of Aluminum Oxynitride.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar.
- : Robbinston endorsed The Matriarchy of Newfieisland.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Not holy black gold empire of Diaconstipation.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Professor Thomas.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Yaspica.
- : Robbinston was endorsed by The Ballycastle Bat Quidditch of Aluminum Oxynitride.
Endorsements Received: 70 » Triestine, Fujai, The Undivided, Kittenlicious, Liberillia, Wickedly evil people, DiscGolfLand, Meist Isle, Condonohia, Psikuta, Mirchusko, Archonina, Gryphonian Alliance, Bran Astor, Papercuts and Skittles, Tropical Isles, Crazy Waters, Ferroia, Fumafuma, Pandaland II, Numpties, Wyndward, Probablynotverygoodistan, Cryland, Akshireuya, United States of Northern America, The divisive isolationists, Loegries, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, Sensorland, New Cerveza, Resurgence City, Kalla, The Fourth Redoubt, Kiensu, Einherfell, Pi Island, Nieubasria, Arracrania, Leukogeras, IndyCar Racing, Plankstein, Arvladma, Mediobogdum, Marshalia, Nas Crustium, Anuubis, Troodan, Westwind, and 20 others.Grand Republic of the Sun, Pepinooo, Holmani, Gracelantia, The Technocratic Ideas, Emark, Giovanniland, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, Madarna, Cumidava, BIteland, Santos-Dominius, Thevinia, Irvinovia, Newfieisland, Dalimbar, Yaspica, Professor Thomas, and Diaconstipation.