The Free Republic of Robot Love is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 45.636 billion Robot Loveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Robot Lovean economy, worth 232 trillion sex packets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,099 sex packets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and all industry is owned and run by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robot Love's national animal is the atomic dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Robot Love is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in North Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.