Population | 6.956 billion |
Capital | Laiela |
Leader | Zagries Bardin |
Currency | denier |
Animal | lion |
The Republic of Rocie is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Zagries Bardin with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.956 billion Rocieans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laiela. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rociean economy, worth 839 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,645 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocie's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Rocie is ranked 17,000th in the world and 1,236th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.28 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rocie, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Rocie, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Rocie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Rocie, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
- : Following new legislation in Rocie, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
- : Following new legislation in Rocie, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Rocie, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Zagries Bardin is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Rocie, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Rocie, Zagries Bardin has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
- : Rocie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.