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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,525thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,053rdMost Influential: 4,772nd
The Democratic Haven of
Civil Rights Lovefest
(͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
Pretzeldent
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Rockafa

Population1.329 billion

CapitalMagnifiquera
LeaderPretzeldent
FaithIlluminationism

CurrencyNew Medallion
AnimalOat-Fed Pig

The Democratic Haven of Rockafa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pretzeldent with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.329 billion Rockafers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magnifiquera. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rockafanian economy, worth 184 trillion New Medallions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,471 New Medallions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown. Rockafa's national animal is the Oat-Fed Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Illuminationism.

Rockafa is ranked 160,886th in the world and 229th in Sonindia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,525thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,053rdMost Influential: 4,772ndMost Inclusive: 6,131stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,620thNicest Citizens: 6,642ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,171stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,648thMost Pacifist: 9,753rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,249thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,030thMost Developed: 13,121stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,727thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,880thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,764thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,248thLargest Retail Industry: 16,437thMost Efficient Economies: 16,544thMost Cultured: 16,997thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,082ndSmartest Citizens: 17,169thHealthiest Citizens: 17,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,484th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rockafa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Rockafa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Rockafa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockafa, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockafa, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Rockafa, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockafa, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockafa, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Rockafa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Rockafa, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.

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