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Largest Black Market: 13,407thMost Stationary: 14,410thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,735th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
What are we doing?
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Rockies

Population10.785 billion

Currencyruble
Animalkiwi

The Republic of Rockies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.785 billion Rockiesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 57.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rockiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,304 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,913 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rockies's national animal is the kiwi.

Rockies is ranked 14,410th in the world and 360th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,816.86437887272 days.

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Largest Black Market: 13,407thMost Stationary: 14,410thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,737thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,664thMost Devout: 20,970thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,281stHighest Economic Output: 21,308thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,561stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,506thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,639thMost Influential: 27,088thLargest Mining Sector: 27,980th
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Largest Black Market: 195th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 282nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 360th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 453rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 454th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 464th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 522nd in the regionMost Devout: 532nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 541st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 670th in the regionLargest Populations: 681st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rockies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Rockies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Rockies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Rockies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Rockies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Rockies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Rockies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Rockies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Rockies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Rockies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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