The Joy Forever of Rocky Mountain Ranger is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 28.737 billion Rocky Mountain Rangerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amherst. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The enormous but inefficient Rocky Mountain Rangerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,900 trillion apples a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,933 apples, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, voting is voluntary, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Rocky Mountain Ranger's national animal is the spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rocky Mountain Ranger is ranked 221,978^th in the world and 31^st in The Maritimes for Most Primitive, scoring -200.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.