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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,842ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,315thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,219th
The Principality of
Father Knows Best State
Calm through the Storm.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Royal Nigaria

Population199 million

CurrencyRoka
AnimalSalmon

The Principality of Royal Nigaria is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 199 million Royal Nigarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.8%.

The very strong Royal Nigarian economy, worth 15.1 trillion Rokas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,881 Rokas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,727 per year while the poor average 17,072, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Nigaria's national animal is the Salmon.

Royal Nigaria is ranked 118,341st in the world and 19th in CISB for Fattest Citizens, with 9.77 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,842ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,315thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,219th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Royal Nigaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Nigaria, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Nigaria, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Nigaria, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Nigaria, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Nigaria, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Royal Nigaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Nigaria, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Royal Nigaria was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Royal Nigaria, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.

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