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Most Devout: 308thMost Ignorant Citizens: 594thMost Primitive: 843rd
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Just Playin'
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Royaleman

Population19.43 billion

CapitalRoulette
LeaderRoyaleman
FaithRoyalion

Currencyroy
Animalrouletti

The Holy Empire of Royaleman is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Royaleman with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.43 billion Royalemanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roulette. The average income tax rate is 29.9%.

The very strong Royalemanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion roys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,646 roys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royaleman's national animal is the rouletti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Royalion.

Royaleman is ranked 37,706th in the world and 10th in Seven To Many for Most Stationary, with 1,211.20240538552 days.

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Most Devout: 308thMost Ignorant Citizens: 594thMost Primitive: 843rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,420thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,920thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,155thLargest Black Market: 4,122ndMost Armed: 4,370thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,709thMost Authoritarian: 7,297thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,943rdHighest Economic Output: 10,941stMost Conservative: 11,042ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,871stTop
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Largest Populations: 17,367thLowest Crime Rates: 17,579thBest Weather: 19,023rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,051stMost Beautiful Environments: 28,141st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Royaleman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Royaleman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Royaleman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Royaleman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Royaleman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Royaleman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Royaleman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Royaleman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Royaleman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Royaleman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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