The Constitutional Monarchy of Royaumes-Unis de Cornellia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its fear of technology, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 597 million Cornellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cortius. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cornellian economy, worth 30.3 trillion Corvals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,758 Corvals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and they say that Cornellians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royaumes-Unis de Cornellia's national animal is the Corbeau, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Royaumes-Unis de Cornellia is ranked 36,941^st in the world and 1,838^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,413.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.