by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,291st Nudest: 2,260th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,456th
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Population785 million

CapitalRwekaza city

Currencyrwekaza dollers

The DEMOCRACY of Rwekazaland is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Rwekaza with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 785 million Rwekazaanns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwekaza city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rwekazalandian economy, worth 77.0 trillion rwekaza dollers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,043 rwekaza dollers, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and the government spends millions of tax rwekaza dollers on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rwekazaland's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rwekazaland is ranked 20,321st in the world and 1,089th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,289.78 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,291stTop
Nudest: 2,260thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,456thMost Influential: 4,283rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,758thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 8,280thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,852ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,731stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,278thMost Avoided: 12,707thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,001stLargest Retail Industry: 13,491stMost Efficient Economies: 14,291stMost Secular: 15,118thLargest Black Market: 15,129thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,767th
Nudest: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 272nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 341st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 364th in the regionLargest Black Market: 377th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 393rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 424th in the regionMost Avoided: 454th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 575th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 666th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 748th in the regionMost Secular: 808th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 133 » Pinguioris, Holy Oranz, Waupun Island, Cisplatinaa, Pallaith, Diodone, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Omnistria, North Armatas, Democritus, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Spartoptia, Black Templares, The United States of Romania, Sundred, Wilkshire, Aenglaland, Kwaj, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, North Bratislava, Bearical, Papika, Lunallian, Dar es Saalam, Hong Kong Empire, Uganda Knuckles UK, Napnomadia, Kasazzastan, Empy, Notyoutopia, Australiland, Agrauron, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, Koda-Land, Stat Artha, Xagill, Eraver, Universal State Formula, Xentherida, Wineclaw, and 83 others.Federation Terra Australis, East Supple Lund, New Pruessen, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Bayern-Straubing, Unsophisticate, Sunto, Mzeusia, Ostrolia, Ka Ching, THX1138, Outer Egorniand, Cloydicia, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Selfgradatude, Yarecir, Amauri, Yukti, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Maovale, The Realm of Dorne, The South Falls, Maott, Ham Federation, United North American, Gladio II, General COE, National Goats, Renzic, SillyString, United Draconia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Zanzenland, Vincone Cae, The Windmilluminati, Ethnon, Minuda, Sanjurika, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Victoriaans Nederlands, New Lakemba, Buckerino, Overwhelming Regret, The Black Cathedral, Katschekistan, New Bremerton, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, COCONUT-CITY, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Abject Ludicrosity, Surikatia, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Pearl Land, The Carverlands, Ainsworth, Steraz, Sheldanada, Atomic Industry Islands, Ozstan, Wallis Island, Bridgett, Atain, Crown Isles, Kyrianian, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Islands of Tonga, The Empire of Bangladesh, Highton Islands, Suicidistan, Aningem Atron, Hesterin, Union of Austria-Hungary, 1 very fast endotarter, Queen YUNo, Niradans, Justanistan, Albacria, Fraenclanh, and The Iron Lions.

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