The United States of Saarsilili is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 373 million Sarasils are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IDLY. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Saarsililian economy, worth 18.5 trillion Souther Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,554 Souther Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, Saarsilili has designated IDLY as its capital city, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Saarsilili, and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saarsilili's national animal is the Sneaky racoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saarsilili is ranked 21,640^th in the world and 653^rd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,159.06 on the Societal Mobility Rating.