Population | 12.701 billion |
Capital | North Pole |
Leader | Santa |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Poodle |
The Holy Blue Republic of Sadie Nation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.701 billion Sadians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.
The all-consuming Sadie Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,001 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and the children of Sadie Nation are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sadie Nation's national animal is the Poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Sadie Nation is ranked 34,462nd in the world and 66th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sadie Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Sadie Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Sadie Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Sadie Nation, the children of Sadie Nation are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in Sadie Nation, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Sadie Nation, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Sadie Nation, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
- : Following new legislation in Sadie Nation, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Sadie Nation was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Sadie Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.