by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,623rd Most Influential: 4,103rd Largest Publishing Industry: 6,156th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Here to create a world the way it should be
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.323 billion



The Republic of Safas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Storm with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed population of 4.323 billion Saffers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Safasian economy, worth 606 trillion Rand a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,395 Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Safas to be bombproof, and political detractors refer to Storm as 'that Bigtopian puppet'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safas's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safas is ranked 12,782nd in the world and 406th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 130.41 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,623rdMost Influential: 4,103rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,704thLargest Retail Industry: 6,801stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,771stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,834thMost Developed: 10,626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,132ndMost Pacifist: 12,782ndSmartest Citizens: 13,142ndMost Inclusive: 13,280thMost Secular: 13,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,243rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,545thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,628thHealthiest Citizens: 15,232ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,237thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,335th
Largest Publishing Industry: 151st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 151st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 181st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 242nd in the regionMost Stationary: 289th in the regionMost Developed: 300th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 332nd in the regionMost Influential: 333rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 341st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 346th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 352nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 372nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 375th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 377th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 383rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 391st in the regionLargest Populations: 399th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 405th in the regionMost Pacifist: 406th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 409th in the regionMost Secular: 418th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 419th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 473rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 475th in the regionLargest Governments: 499th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 510th in the regionMost Cultured: 515th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 563rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safas, political detractors refer to Storm as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
  • : Safas was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Safas, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Safas to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Safas, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Safas, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Safas, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Safas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Safas was endorsed by The Reaving Skallywag of Commodore Badger.
  • : Following new legislation in Safas, Safasian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Safas, fruit pickers with degrees in Tiger psychology are a common sight.


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