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Largest Welfare Programs: 7thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of
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Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.
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Safj

Population36.849 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.849 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 15,596 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 423,242 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 215,063rd in the world and 185th in Texas for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -34.65 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 7thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12thMost Advanced Public Education: 12thHighest Food Quality: 12thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thMost Beautiful Environments: 14thMost Pacifist: 14thLargest Governments: 15thMost Inclusive: 18thNicest Citizens: 19thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rdMost Cultured: 24thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thMost Developed: 29thBest Weather: 34thLongest Average Lifespans: 35thMost Rebellious Youth: 36thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rdHealthiest Citizens: 44thSmartest Citizens: 51stMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 76thMost Subsidized Industry: 162ndHighest Economic Output: 172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 188thLowest Crime Rates: 224thMost Efficient Economies: 315thSafest: 365thMost Valuable International Artwork: 481stHighest Average Incomes: 652ndLargest Populations: 945thMost Scientifically Advanced: 945thTop
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Most Influential: 2,223rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,353rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,949thMost Secular: 4,449thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,572ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,590thNudest: 9,258thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,164thMost Stationary: 16,681stMost Income Equality: 18,403rd
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Safj will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, billions of Ivoxes are spent to take high-quality photos of the Dodo Nebula.
  • : Safj lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.

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