The Community of Sahbido is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 879 million Sahbidoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sahbidoan economy, worth 61.3 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,683 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Sahbido, and diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sahbido's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sahbido is ranked 176,964^th in the world and 6,455^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -84.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.