by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,525thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,287thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,729th
The Dark Blue Flag of
Left-wing Utopia
Unity through Ejection of Liberals
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Saint Alban Islands

Population4.274 billion

LeaderFederation of Communes

CurrencySaint Alban tālā
AnimalAlbanese Kea

The Dark Blue Flag of Saint Alban Islands is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Federation of Communes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.274 billion Saint Albanese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Albanese economy, worth 485 trillion Saint Alban tālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,605 Saint Alban tālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Saint Alban Islands is a bit more equal than the others, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Alban Islands's national animal is the Albanese Kea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Alban Islands is ranked 24,970th in the world and 2nd in S U C C for Highest Average Incomes, with 113,605.23 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 2,525thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,287thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,729thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,024thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,543rdBest Weather: 6,060thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,241stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,359thRudest Citizens: 6,703rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,859thMost Developed: 7,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,498thMost Secular: 8,686thMost Inclusive: 9,661stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,188thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,496thSmartest Citizens: 10,832ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,917thNicest Citizens: 10,984thSafest: 11,649thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,089thMost Pacifist: 12,121stHighest Drug Use: 13,005thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,017thHealthiest Citizens: 13,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,477thLargest Governments: 14,696thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,703rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,317thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,769thLowest Crime Rates: 17,604thMost Efficient Economies: 17,972ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,290thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,271st

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