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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 187thMost Devout: 253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 341st
The Holy Ecclesiarch of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Back! Await your turn at judgement, heretical ones!
Pope Victor Saltzpyr
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Saint Cinder

Population2.812 billion

CapitalSic Mundus Creatus Est
LeaderPope Victor Saltzpyr
FaithPantheon of Saint Cinder

CurrencyBlessings
AnimalThe Great Auk

The Holy Ecclesiarch of Saint Cinder is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Pope Victor Saltzpyr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.812 billion Saint Cinderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sic Mundus Creatus Est. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Cinderian economy, worth 718 trillion Blessings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 255,614 Blessings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes, every day at 4am Saint Cinderians wake to pray for the sun to rise, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Cinder's national animal is the The Great Auk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheon of Saint Cinder.

Saint Cinder is ranked 9,745th in the world and 345th in the South Pacific for Best Weather, with 213 meters of sunlight.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 187thMost Devout: 253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 341stMost Patriotic: 353rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 424thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 696thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,568thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,571stMost Armed: 1,845thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,055thMost Influential: 2,254thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,631stLargest Black Market: 2,914thMost Primitive: 3,176thHighest Average Incomes: 3,364thLowest Crime Rates: 3,368thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,496thLargest Governments: 3,619thMost Cultured: 4,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,879thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,448thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,790thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,882ndMost Conservative: 7,049thMost Authoritarian: 8,780thBest Weather: 9,745thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,921stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,044thMost Efficient Economies: 13,128thHealthiest Citizens: 20,008th
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Most Devout: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Black Market: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionMost Primitive: 77th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 124th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 126th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 155th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 248th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 270th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 315th in the regionBest Weather: 345th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 351st in the regionMost Conservative: 357th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 396th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 459th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 627th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 769th in the regionMost Stationary: 769th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 867th in the region

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