Population | 10.729 billion |
Capital | Raitheon |
Leader | The Grand Council |
Faith | Germanic Polytheism |
Currency | Bullion |
Animal | Grizzly Bear |
The Nationalist Utopia of Saint Entopiloin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Grand Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.729 billion Saint Entopiloinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raitheon. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Saint Entopiloinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,708 trillion Bullions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,247 Bullions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The internet has been placed under government control, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Saint Entopiloin, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Entopiloin's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Germanic Polytheism.
Saint Entopiloin is ranked 108,123rd in the world and 37th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Stationary, with 375.37554448172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saint Entopiloin was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Saint Entopiloin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Saint Entopiloin was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Saint Entopiloin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Entopiloin, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Entopiloin, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Saint Entopiloin.
- : Saint Entopiloin was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Saint Entopiloin, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Saint Entopiloin was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Saint Entopiloin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Empire of china.