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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,886thMost Influential: 4,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,914th
The Nationalist Utopia of
Iron Fist Consumerists
On the blood of our Fathers
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Saint Entopiloin

Population10.729 billion

CapitalRaitheon
LeaderThe Grand Council
FaithGermanic Polytheism

CurrencyBullion
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Nationalist Utopia of Saint Entopiloin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Grand Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.729 billion Saint Entopiloinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raitheon. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Entopiloinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,708 trillion Bullions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,247 Bullions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The internet has been placed under government control, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Saint Entopiloin, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Entopiloin's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Germanic Polytheism.

Saint Entopiloin is ranked 108,123rd in the world and 37th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Stationary, with 375.37554448172 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,886thTop
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Most Influential: 4,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,914thLargest Black Market: 8,240thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,469thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,027thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,678thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,911thMost Developed: 12,002ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,860thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,743rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,179thHighest Economic Output: 15,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,316thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,275thLargest Retail Industry: 17,306thMost Cultured: 17,878thLowest Crime Rates: 18,386thSmartest Citizens: 18,928thHighest Average Incomes: 19,044thMost Secular: 20,480thLargest Governments: 22,425thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,550thHealthiest Citizens: 22,617thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,178thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,681stMost Efficient Economies: 27,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 28,477th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Average: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saint Entopiloin was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Saint Entopiloin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Saint Entopiloin was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Saint Entopiloin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Entopiloin, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Entopiloin, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Saint Entopiloin.
  • : Saint Entopiloin was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Entopiloin, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Saint Entopiloin was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Saint Entopiloin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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